Chinpo Explain why I only play Unc games on my Switch 2 :DDD

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Chino Reloaded in Eloquent Jazz Mexico City, Mexico City 05/16/26 (Sat) 19:13:36 No. 273322 [PM]

Chinpo

Explain why I only play Unc games on my Switch 2 :DDD

East Turkestan Outdoor Chinpo Budapest, Budapest 05/16/26 (Sat) 19:23:28 No. 273323 [PM]

One thing old games do very well is that when you press new game, they throw you into a new game.
When you press new game in anything from ps4 era onward, it will begin with 20 minutes of moviegame exposition that the writers who failed out of hollywood would think it's interesting (it's not) so starting a new game becomes this fucking hurdle that makes you sigh just thinking about even if you already like the game and you played hundreds of hours into it

AsianWomenWorshipper London, England 05/16/26 (Sat) 19:36:58 No. 273325 [PM]

>>273323
and that's after installing the 200GB game, downloading the 50GB patch, downloading the 50GB update, downloading the mandatory anti-cheat program, downloading the mandatory DRM program, downloading a specific launcher to use within your Steam launcher, making an account for said launcher to use within your Steam launcher, buying the battle pass, buying the season pass, buying the N word pass, buying the DLC, buying the nerdcrate geekbox lootcrate, selling your kidneys etc etc

East Turkestan Outdoor Chinpo Budapest, Budapest 05/16/26 (Sat) 20:22:15 No. 273331 [PM]

>>273325
Listen
If the N word pass was real? We wouldn't be in a recession, all I'm saying

xXx_Knee_Grow_Slayer_xXx Milton Keynes, Milton Keynes 05/16/26 (Sat) 22:15:55 No. 273344 [PM]

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>>273325

I swear this nigga will fly out to Thailand to meet a discord ladyboy but won't install a fitgirl repack :DDD

Chino Reloaded in Eloquent Jazz Mexico City, Mexico City 05/16/26 (Sat) 22:44:30 No. 273346 [PM]

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>>273344
Which worse

Buy Switch 2 and play Unc games and boomer shooter games only

or

Buy expensive PC parts to build a fort night only machine? :DDD

xXx_Knee_Grow_Slayer_xXx Milton Keynes, Milton Keynes 05/16/26 (Sat) 22:49:25 No. 273347 [PM]

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>>273346

Nintendo share price last 6months is all I need to know about the switch 2 :DDD

AsianWomenWorshipper London, England 05/16/26 (Sat) 22:54:39 No. 273349 [PM]

>>273347

xXx_Knee_Grow_Slayer_xXx Milton Keynes, Milton Keynes 05/16/26 (Sat) 23:00:32 No. 273350 [PM]

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>>273349