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xXx_Knee_Grow_Slayer_xXx Chiswick, Hounslow 05/01/26 (Fri) 22:28:32 No. 268809 [PM]

Liambo!5bCx.Z6A4U 05/01/26 (Fri) 22:33:08 No. 268810 [PM]

Rated: 3.5/5

Fortune
Of all forms of caution, caution in love is the most fatal.

Liambo!5bCx.Z6A4U 05/01/26 (Fri) 22:33:11 No. 268811 [PM]

Rated: 4.5/5

Fortune
I was in a bar and I walked up to a beautiful woman and said, "Do you live
around here often?" She said, "You're wearing two different-color socks."
I said, "Yes, but to me they're the same because I go by thickness."
She said, "How do you feel?" And I said, "You know when you're sitting on a
chair and you lean back so you're just on two legs and you lean too far so
you almost fall over but at the last second you catch yourself? I feel like
that all the time..."
-- Steven Wright, "Gentlemen's Quarterly"

Liambo!5bCx.Z6A4U 05/01/26 (Fri) 22:33:15 No. 268812 [PM]

Rated: 4/5

Fortune
No one can have a higher opinion of him than I have, and I think he's a
dirty little beast.
-- W. S. Gilbert

Liambo!5bCx.Z6A4U 05/01/26 (Fri) 22:33:19 No. 268813 [PM]

Rated: 3.5/5

Fortune
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Liambo!5bCx.Z6A4U 05/01/26 (Fri) 22:33:23 No. 268814 [PM]

Rated: 0/5

Fortune
You won't skid if you stay in a rut.
-- Frank Hubbard

xXx_Knee_Grow_Slayer_xXx Chiswick, Hounslow 05/01/26 (Fri) 22:36:09 No. 268815 [PM]

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Nigga I swear if you ever start spamming my threads with your yeehaw ass mf bullshite I gonna go deep in your ass with my weewee

Not playing games with this shite :DDD

Liambo!5bCx.Z6A4U 05/01/26 (Fri) 22:40:36 No. 268816 [PM]

>>268815
Just following protocol brother

Rated: 0.5/5

Fortune
italic, adj:
    Slanted to the right to emphasize key phrases. Unique to
    Western alphabets; in Eastern languages, the same phrases
    are often slanted to the left.

aloo gobi poos Solomon Paul Carter 05/02/26 (Sat) 05:08:09 No. 268924 [PM]

>>268816
what is actually wrong with you

since when have kgs ever done or said anything bad to you