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  No. 268067 [PM]

Wake the fuck up samurai, the weather is heaven on earth, I got crazy deals and we got sweet sweet booze
There will be lots of wacky charcoal action, good sears, burgers, meats, bacon and all that crap

  No. 268068 [PM]

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Look at this sweet weather
If you sit on yo ass playing fortnite all day in the house you crazy.

  No. 268069 [PM]

Also I don't want to hear no nonsense from certain mexico slaves how it's not summer yet. It smells like summer, it feels like summer, I am going to treat it like summer and I am going to get drunk in the end like you would do in summer.

  No. 268071 [PM]

There will be a lot of player 2 / little brother controller type equipment today in play but I have cheap cuts. So basically I am set to learn a lot and have fun

The coal is shit. The lighter is shit and the utensils are shit too.

  No. 268072 [PM]

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Having some trouble with posting images

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  No. 268074 [PM]

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This shit is supposedly made in hungary. It also has terrible reputation and reviews. I got it for free but the condition matches the price

  No. 268075 [PM]

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I'm just watching this shit trying to come online like I've never seen a starter chimney before. There seems to be water dripping from it? I already smell like I pulled a shift on a steam locomotive

  No. 268082 [PM]

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The rest of the world is busy toiling away while the eternal hungarian does nothing of value
This beer mug is 2 pints or smth. Great in summer because the thermal mass of the beer keeps it cooler for longer. But I think I yapped about it already

  No. 268083 [PM]

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Adam pin

  No. 268084 [PM]

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Half an hour and this piece of shit is still not done. Good quality charcoal lights up properly in 20 minutes in the chimney

  No. 268085 [PM]

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That coal is pretty pathetic. Since the upper coals took so long to light up, the lower ones almost burnt up. As much of a quality issue as much as the state of this coal
I think I will put on another chimney of this shit to have it ready when I need the giga sear

  No. 268086 [PM]

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  No. 268089 [PM]

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Starting the show with some onions. Everyone who grills needs to make them, low risk, high reward, they are never enough
Good for burgers, hot dogs, or just a side dish. Smoky, rustic, made with lard, cheap and fun
When the second chimney lights up properly, I go do my sears and burgers til then its low heat stuff

  No. 268094 [PM]

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Have you ever wondered about the evolutionary psychology behind grilling? Do humans just love eating burnt animals after wildfires? Haha
I keep thinking about it

  No. 268099 [PM]

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The buns are getting toasted sire

  No. 268101 [PM]

>>268094

  No. 268102 [PM]

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Making bacon
Remember when reddit and 9gag simped bacon? Now they don't do it, it's not politcally correct

  No. 268104 [PM]

One of the mistakes I made when I was grilling on monday is that I didn't toast all the buns before making the meats
Once your patties are done they start leaking sweat juices and if you just put them on a plate, they will leak them on the plate and lose it. Now we are getting everything done before the patties so the patties can come in hot and the burgers can be assembled in an orderly fashion getting all the juices. If that isn't great then I don't know what is

  No. 268105 [PM]

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That looks amazing,now I am going to set the grill to full bore and sear the patties

  No. 268106 [PM]

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>>268105
lookin good

bacon in the UK is usually more like Canadian bacon, both are back bacon whereas USA has the streaky pork belly bacon. I prefer USA style bacon tbh, it's fattier and crispier, UK / Canadian bacon is more like glorified gammon or something

  No. 268108 [PM]

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One of the tips I got from Ballistic Burgers is to use a cookie cutter to make the patties and not to fiddle with them too much. Also have them refrigerated before working them.

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There it is, soft, smoky sauteed onions, bacon strips, ketchup and burger sauce (mayo + mustard), edami cheese and 80/20 beef

  No. 268116 [PM]

The buns look a lil dry I accept that

  No. 268118 [PM]

The first batch was beef, the second is pork. I do lack serious heat to sear the pork properly, this coal is dogshit. But it's gone now.

  No. 268119 [PM]

Oh yeah
The buns are crunchy but the internals? Amazing

  No. 268123 [PM]

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The army
All of them have bacon and browned onions. This shit is so crazy it recharges your spirit, not just your belly
Satisfied with the results, became very redpilled on that shit charcoal I used.



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