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  No. 266055 [PM]

requesting huchi detailed walltext of ozma vs liam

IQ
strength
skills
genetics
stamina / agility

bet odds in island battle royale scenario
liam nerfed heavily because he don't have acess to alcohol. but there are hidden cider cans on island

ozma nerfed because his bones are fucked. there are tren / steroids hidden in chests he needs to find them in order to restore strength

both start with knife and lighter in island. random locations. big ass island like it takes 15 days to to walk from one end of the island to the other

bet odds
liam 1.5-3 - clear favorite. depends on fact that if he can find alcohol to restore irish power
ozma 5 - clear weak. but can outsmart him with traps if he focuses. to balance things ozma is gifted with nicotine gums.
draw 2 - both homo af they might just fuck in the island like rabbits and give us irish - finnish BSR kids

  No. 266069 [PM]

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Who would win in a fight?

KGS or Ozma? :DDD

  No. 266071 [PM]

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IQ:
Ozma: 125 (synthetic benchmark), drops over time as malnutrition kicks in
Liam: 125 (synthetic benchmark), immediately drops to 105 after getting drunk, slowly rises every day of not drinking by 5 until capped

Strength:
Ozma: 3 - chickens should shiver in case he brandishes a good knife and strikes a weak spot (melee)
Liam: 7 - can get a multiplier after applying status effect <drunk> but also increases the chance of misses (melee dmg)

Skills:
Ozma: 7 languages (useless), schizo ambush (+150% dmg granted attacking from stealth)
Liam: 5 languages (useless), masters degree (useless), melee dmg reduction in case of applying status <drunk>, [War cry] skill: gives away position. No more buffs, this is not a game, he literally just shouts into the void.

Genetics:
Due to malnutrition, both of them are severely underbuilt, basically meaningless

Stamina/agility:
Ozma: poor
Liam: can temporarily gain bonuses due to being drunk but it also comes with the drawback of longer refractory period (stamina bar flashes red and reloads slower). High adrenaline close combat situation grants more stamina due to [drunken rage] temporary skill.

Weaponry:
Ozma: light cartidges due to recoil, optimal equipment is a small caliber sniper rifle (think scout in counter strike), small caliber pistols
Liam: light to medium rifle cartridges, effective on short and short-mid ranges, status effect <drunk> affects aiming significantly. Brute force melee weapons can be effective given the chance presents itself.

Looting:
Ozma:severely limited inventory weight, loadout with as few as possible weapons are recommended
Liam: inventory weight severely limited in case of finding bottled alcohol,due to fast stamina depletion, a light build with a kevlar vest and a melee weapon advised

Movement:
Ozma: can drive, although a deserted island with engine sounds is just giving away your position. Sneaking noise reduction bonuses apply due to low bodyweight.
Liam: might have learnt to drive in the slums of ireland at some point, but <drunk> status effect might cause terminal injuries before even engaging in a fight, but he can probably ride a horse, a goat or even a ram.

Tactical summary: Ozma should stick to guerilla tactics at all moments, schizo attacks and sneaking can net positive results. Liam is much more suited to a close combat situation given he's not too drunk. Both parties have a chance to die of hunger if the island contains sparse loot and the first encounter is set to happen in 10+ days.

  No. 266074 [PM]

>>266071
yeh close combat i would lose but i climb fast so there's lots of opportunities for traps and ambush

(need to set up stones or sharp object atop some platform where quickly escape to when spotted. can taunt them to follow)

  No. 266076 [PM]

>>266071
>immediately drops to 105 after getting drunk
it drops to like 60

  No. 266078 [PM]

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>>266076
Now, now… people can get surprisingly smart when it comes to murk someone

  No. 266079 [PM]

>>266069
where's greta ?

also kgs is impossible to b8 (he would just calmly post random fat black woman video). which would make it close combat, where he would have advantage

  No. 266089 [PM]

>>266079
kgs hasnt posted greta in quite a long time thats why 4chan mexican doesnt include her
if kgs would post 2 greta pics in the same day 4chan mexican will be spamming greta

  No. 266090 [PM]

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>>266089

When Greta started talking shit about Isreal the elites don't promote her anymore lol :DDD

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>>266079
>>266089
>>266090
I can't post Greta because Gemini doesn't allow me to use political figures, Grok allows me but grok is ass for combining and merging pictures :DDD

I still have my old Greta A.I spook pics folder LOL

  No. 266158 [PM]

liam literally have criminal offenses related to assault which proves him to be deadly in the eye of the law + real world situations lmafooooo

also keep in mind he and drug swedes have had sex with the most womeme out of everybody in the ylilcbronmintaffasphere

which anyone fuck with him frfrforreal?_?

dont be silly

  No. 266162 [PM]

>>266158
It proves he's retarded.
You can be a fucking schizo psychopath and don't have to deal with the gov if your iq isn't in the two digit number.

But yeah liam would probably physically overpower ozma in close combat
If they reach close combat it's ogre
Ozma would have to use xir charms to compel Liam into letting his down guard and try to backstab him
Afterwards Liam would grape ozma and breed bsr FAS babies with osteoporosis into his boiwomb

  No. 266163 [PM]

>>266162
do you really think a 7 foot guy wouldnt be worried if a midget charged at him with something deadly

dont be silly

  No. 266164 [PM]

>>266163
this
dis fuggin nigga know wht be up

  No. 266165 [PM]

>>266163
No like Ozma would wait until Liam's asleep or sthing lol
Ozma seems like a real schizo cunt with delusions of grandeur and no moral/ethical compass whatsoever irl

  No. 266166 [PM]

>>266164
I can't see what you said but anyway it's irrelevant and you are retarded

  No. 266167 [PM]

>>266165
you still dont know what i am saying :DDDDD

liam would fuck anyone up

even big ahh mammoth die to lil hairy bros, let alone tiger lion and elephants

  No. 266178 [PM]

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Ozma wins due to more resembling shounen jump manga main character

(wins through the power of friendship and/or love)

Rated: 3.5/5

Fortune
...Saure really turns out to be an adept at the difficult art of papryomancy,
the ability to prophesy through contemplating the way people roll reefers -
the shape, the licking pattern, the wrinkles and folds or absence thereof
in the paper. "You will soon be in love," sez Saure, "see, this line here."
"It's long, isn't it? Does that mean --" "Length is usually intensity.
Not time."
        -- Thomas Pynchon, _Gravity's Rainbow_


(YOLO)

  No. 266184 [PM]

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>>266178
yeh liam is getting villain coded

  No. 266189 [PM]

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>>266184
Yeah dare you to have a go at anyone who has literally killed somebody and has more qualifications than you
Id reduce you to paste

  No. 266190 [PM]

>>266189
I think the only person I couldn't flat out kill is Hutchi
He can probably take me slamming his head on the the ground then I'm left with a Mongol with no brain
So he would flat down kill me

  No. 266191 [PM]

>>266190
no human being is immune to a screwdriver or "six inches of steel" inside the weak spots

dont be silly

  No. 266192 [PM]

>>266190
He's died here too
But at a lot better than I every could
So worship him
And do not make these fights

  No. 266193 [PM]

>>266191
You assume id ever want to hurt my nigga

  No. 266194 [PM]

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>>266189

  No. 266212 [PM]

>>>266162
>afterwards Liam would grape ozma and breed bsr FAS babies with osteoporosis into his boiwomb
eh

  No. 266223 [PM]

>>266074
im also smarter than you dumbass

  No. 266224 [PM]

>>266223
ok

  No. 266231 [PM]

>>266190
everyone assumes fat niggas are better in fight but like after 2-3 minutes they are catching their breath lol
but they dont take body damage lol you have to hit to heas or balls

  No. 266233 [PM]

>>266231
hes got big ham hands idiot

  No. 266234 [PM]

>>266233
suprisingly huchi condition also great
like he walked in ankara without any break, catching breath etc
we also smoked during walking

  No. 266237 [PM]

>>266234
hes flat down steepee up genetics

  No. 266239 [PM]

>>266231

  No. 266242 [PM]

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>>266234

That's beacuse in the old days white people rode horses and the goblins walked everywhere lol :DDD

  No. 266243 [PM]

>>266239
thing with kicks is you sacrifice little bit of balance when you kick a guy
if you fuck up it's basically over
if big eddie rushes to karete nigga he would overpower him with his power and fight ends in 10 seconds

  No. 266244 [PM]

>>266242
LOL

  No. 266245 [PM]

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>>266242
bruh :DDD

  No. 266249 [PM]

>>266243
yeah those fancy spinning taekwondo / karate kicks probably aren't very practical in a real fight. Those simple looking leg kicks that kickboxers / must thai guys do seem really effective though. I've heard people say muay thai is by far the most practical martial art in an actual fight. I don't really know anything about martial arts tho so idk

  No. 266253 [PM]

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>>266249
never trained kicks i only box :DDD

  No. 266263 [PM]

>>266069
.. >>266253
Let's put this right
I win out of everything violently
You can talk me in to conclusion about Warhammer
Anyway
Yeah flat out fight batting that pasta fist Mongol would clean me out
Sorry but sorry me and Hutchi are the super duper omega chads
Religious and reluctant

  No. 266266 [PM]

>>266263
>Religious and reluctant
chinpo and ody are kinda valuable in certain knowledge/specific areas

you honestly cant say the same about ozma the bad gay or nantes the software engineer lol

  No. 266267 [PM]

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>>266263

  No. 266277 [PM]

>>266266
Do you want to live in a world that I'm right (all the Its repulsive to me sry

  No. 266278 [PM]

>>266277
what happens if i say yesh

what happens if i say non

  No. 266300 [PM]

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>alcohol to restore irish power
LOMA w

  No. 266305 [PM]

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>>266242
This nigger just called me a nonwhite goblin for being able to walk around

  No. 266325 [PM]

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>>266242
Now wait just a second
I have a horse, you don't
Who are you calling a horseless goblin, you bastard

  No. 266327 [PM]

>>266325
stfu goblin

  No. 266331 [PM]

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>>266327
Who are you calling goblin, you frodo from the shire looking mf

  No. 266332 [PM]

>>266331
Frodo from the Shire is a beautiful person inside and out

Rated: 0/5

Fortune
Eat drink and be merry, for tomorrow we diet.


(YOLO)



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