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File: 1759128202711-0.mp4 (554.25 KB, 576x1024, Huge asses.mp4)

File: 1759128202711-1.mp4 (922.64 KB, 720x1280, Fat ass retard.mp4)

File: 1759128202711-2.mp4 (1.98 MB, 720x1280, thick and stupid.mp4)

 No.216799

How do we solve the problem with sexually attractive retards? Obviously they have curvy bodies that are craving pleasure. Do we ask their parents for permission and offer them toys before coitus?

 No.216801

File: 1759132095925.mp4 (491.82 KB, 720x894, SAW20523 - 190412828271259….mp4)

good thread

 No.216807

>>216801
The negro female fears the extra chromosome.

 No.216817

File: 1759142311812-0.mp4 (376.28 KB, 270x480, Authentic ass.mp4)

File: 1759142311812-1.jpg (58.57 KB, 890x602, sensory overload.JPG)

>>216807
When black people get one extra chromosome their asses sperg out.

 No.216822

>>216817
Cartoonish ass syndrome.

 No.216843

>>216822
Me the cartoon ass.

 No.216857

chromosomes people made a baby in bevensen but it turned out lola

(YOLO)

 No.216865

>>216857
The curse of the nice ass.

 No.216999

>>216843
I like the definition of your cheeks. Very sharp.

 No.217052

>>216865
Too sexy for giving proper birth.

 No.217219

>>216999
Thank you very much.

 No.217228

>>217052
Snug titties.

 No.217245

>>217219
It is an honour to watch that ass.

 No.217259

>>217228
Squeeze with ease.

 No.217408

>>217245
Hoist the flags.

 No.217413

>>217259
Junk with spunk.

 No.217422

>>217408
Jolly sailors that are gay.

 No.217473

File: 1759427331542.mp4 (3.84 MB, 640x480, 1757492864435.mp4)

Toasting on epic bread

 No.217585

>>217413
Fetch the butter.

 No.217589

>>217422
Suck penis while traversing the open sea.

 No.217608

File: 1759491576540.mp4 (1.67 MB, 854x480, look.mp4)

>>217473
White slices of a loaf slowly chokes the brown oaf.

 No.217625

>>217585
Time to spread it.

 No.217856

>>217589
A ship powered by seamen.

 No.217871

>>217608
Show me the bread.

 No.217944

>>217625
No cheese, only layers of churned taste.

 No.218024

>>217856
Sticky to say the least.

 No.218083

>>217871
It is hopefully rye.

 No.218086

>>217944
Give me more of that.

 No.218108

>>218024
Gelatinous penis glue.

 No.218145

>>218083
With jam.

 No.218155

>>218086
I will provide for a small price.

 No.218160

>>218108
Running slowly down the legs.

 No.218263

>>218145
No salt and pepper.

 No.218312

>>218155
What a deal! I'll take it.

 No.218317

>>218263
Ketchup will not be permissible.

 No.218442

>>218312
The satisfied customer.

 No.218460

File: 1759918216971.jpg (120.93 KB, 1062x1500, GPtAu4YbcAAyZtY.jpg)

>>218442
a passionate patron

 No.218464

File: 1759925682950.mp4 (5.37 MB, 576x1024, via realsonnyfl tt.mp4)

>>218460

Lol @ Pic :DDD

 No.218466

>>218317
Annihilate mustard and its aroma.

 No.218618

>>218160
Custard that resembles protein paste.

 No.218619

>>218466
No condiments will survive.

 No.218631

>>218618
Filthy and yummy at the same time.

 No.218664

>>218619
Masses of cucumbers now defunct.

 No.218667

>>218631
Like AIDS with sugar.

 No.218845

>>218664
Sliced to death.

 No.218847

>>218667
The only kind that is acceptable.

 No.218854

>>218845
Frantic finger fury.

 No.218864

>>218854
Fisted and listed.

 No.219062

>>218847
Intolerance of tolerance.

 No.219121

>>218864
Supreme radius of the hole.

 No.219272

>>219062
Hippie massacre.

 No.219295

>>219121
Ten fingers wasn't enough.

 No.219331

>>219272
Phencyclidine poisoning.

 No.219472

>>219295
Knuckles will be white when strained.

 No.219489

>>219331
Frothing violently.

 No.219544

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 No.219572

File: 1760481361623-0.jpg (34.46 KB, 555x440, inhale the gunt.jpg)

File: 1760481361623-1.png (87.42 KB, 671x886, chins cannot thin.png)

>>219544

 No.219620

>>219472
Crouching ass, hidden dildo.

 No.219622

>>219572
second file is gone

staffas has always had bug where it loses the files of subsequent non-jpg files when the first file is jpg

probably has to do w/ thumbnail generation or sth

 No.219648

>>219489
Wide open drool stool.

 No.219667

>>219620
Surprise sex is the only sex.

 No.219674

>>219648
Rump stump on my lump.

 No.219814

>>219622
When the files go staffas you know it's real.

 No.219848

>>219667
Sneaky penis that uses fireworks.

 No.219863

>>219674
Shake and break in one take.

 No.220131

>>219814
It sperged to death.

 No.220135

>>219848
Stealth cock.

 No.220199

>>219863
Tip your hip and let it slip.

 No.220241

>>220131
Spaz jazz with some lass.

 No.220426

>>220135
Inside the trousers it dwells.

 No.220744

>>220199
Slippery slope dope trope.

 No.220752

>>220241
Her legs started to swivel.

 No.220778

>>220426
Never to be found.

 No.220788

>>220744
Rhetorical answers.

 No.221008

>>220752
Quite a sight.

 No.221026

>>220778
Lost in time.

 No.221055

>>220788
No need for further conversation.

 No.221073

>>221008
Eyes fixated with focus.

 No.221092

>>221026
Found in the bin.

 No.221222

>>221055
The mute playing his lute.

 No.221237

>>221092
Discount needed.

 No.221241

>>221073
No glasses used when staring.

 No.221264

>>221222
But the brute had a flute.

 No.221385

>>221237
Poverty is exceeded.

 No.221388

>>221241
Overtly poking yourself in the ear with a sharpened pencil.

 No.221395

>>221264
Being astute and cute.

 No.221430

>>221385
Eat socks and boil water for some extra flavour.



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