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Every time I go to Germany I Amerimaxx my speech and mannerism. Maybe even political views.

idk why, it just feels rite



old german grandpas would come up to me and want to talk about ameri when they hear me

pretty epic



Its kind of funny cause everyone else there really hates ameri (bluepilled fluoride globeheads)



death to america

Rated: 0.5/5


Fuck germany


God bless America
Agreed 61%



when i was there all the türks and other brown people talked about how much they like ameri
but the wh*te germoids did not


Did u go to dab on any death camps? Maybe see the butthole of tizi?

Hmm... Which would do a better job at driving physicists crazy? Travel
faster than light, or a floating-point boolean value?
        -- Michael Mol


where you go @ germany

you went through frankfurt probably right


hating america is good


Yuck, America
The only reason why foreigners wouldn't say they hate it is because in their culture they don't care about honesty and directness.


Israeli apartheid Nazis like roro love America

A fitter fits;                Though sinners sin
A cutter cuts;                And thinners thin
And an aircraft spotter spots;        And paper-blotters blot
A baby-sitter                I've never yet
Baby-sits --                Had letters let
But an otter never ots.            Or seen an otter ot.

A batter bats
(Or scatters scats);
A potting shed's for potting;
But no one's found
A bounder bound
Or caught an otter otting.
        -- Ralph Lewin


Xhe fucked a womeme because xhe chad

P sure it was tizi

Two sure ways to tell a REALLY sexy man; the first is, he has a bad memory.
I forget the second.


i just mean geographically where, i know

and no, pretty sure it wasn’t that harlot


Sounds like you need some backstory, dawg.

Whenever the literary German dives into a sentence, that is the last
you are going to see of him until he emerges on the other side of his
Atlantic with his verb in his mouth.
        -- Mark Twain "A Connecticut Yankee in King Arthur's Court"


I’m still tempted to go to Munich this fall if I don’t lose my job or something equally catastrophic.

Hating the Yankees is as American as pizza pie, unwed mothers and
cheating on your income tax.
        -- Mike Royko


Yes because America was the original fascist state before Israel


I also want to visit the Rhineland my family member used to go there for werk when Xhe worked for Infineon and before that Siemens AG.

Life is wasted on the living.
        -- The Restaurant at the End of the Universe.


Lol g-d this banter is BASED

Honk if you are against noise pollution!


I apologize I conflated the entirety of the DRW with the Rhine

Murder is always a mistake -- one should never do anything one cannot
talk about after dinner.
        -- Oscar Wilde, "The Picture of Dorian Gray"


I know right.


thought you liked fascism


That shits gay bro

I have a friend whose a billionaire. He invented Cliff's notes. When
I asked him how he got such a great idea he said, "Well first I...
I just... to make a long story short..."
        -- Steven Wright


depends what persona i am at the moment


no and yes
hamburg and kiel.


krautchan travel


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