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 No.53654

Every time I go to Germany I Amerimaxx my speech and mannerism. Maybe even political views.

idk why, it just feels rite

(YOLO)

 No.53655

old german grandpas would come up to me and want to talk about ameri when they hear me

pretty epic

(YOLO)

 No.53656

>>53655
Its kind of funny cause everyone else there really hates ameri (bluepilled fluoride globeheads)

(YOLO)

 No.53657

death to america

Rated: 0.5/5

 No.53659

Fuck germany

 No.53664

>>53657
God bless America
>>53659
Agreed 61%

(YOLO)

 No.53685

>>53656
when i was there all the türks and other brown people talked about how much they like ameri
but the wh*te germoids did not

 No.53686

>>53685
Did u go to dab on any death camps? Maybe see the butthole of tizi?

Fortune
Hmm... Which would do a better job at driving physicists crazy? Travel
faster than light, or a floating-point boolean value?
        -- Michael Mol

 No.53687

>>53685
where you go @ germany

you went through frankfurt probably right

 No.53688

hating america is good

 No.53689

Yuck, America
The only reason why foreigners wouldn't say they hate it is because in their culture they don't care about honesty and directness.

 No.53690

>>53689
Israeli apartheid Nazis like roro love America

Fortune
A fitter fits;                Though sinners sin
A cutter cuts;                And thinners thin
And an aircraft spotter spots;        And paper-blotters blot
A baby-sitter                I've never yet
Baby-sits --                Had letters let
But an otter never ots.            Or seen an otter ot.

A batter bats
(Or scatters scats);
A potting shed's for potting;
But no one's found
A bounder bound
Or caught an otter otting.
        -- Ralph Lewin

 No.53691

>>53687
Xhe fucked a womeme because xhe chad

P sure it was tizi

Fortune
Two sure ways to tell a REALLY sexy man; the first is, he has a bad memory.
I forget the second.

 No.53692

>>53691
i just mean geographically where, i know

and no, pretty sure it wasn’t that harlot

 No.53693

>>53692
Sounds like you need some backstory, dawg.

Fortune
Whenever the literary German dives into a sentence, that is the last
you are going to see of him until he emerges on the other side of his
Atlantic with his verb in his mouth.
        -- Mark Twain "A Connecticut Yankee in King Arthur's Court"

 No.53694

I’m still tempted to go to Munich this fall if I don’t lose my job or something equally catastrophic.

Fortune
Hating the Yankees is as American as pizza pie, unwed mothers and
cheating on your income tax.
        -- Mike Royko

 No.53695

>>53690
Yes because America was the original fascist state before Israel

 No.53696

I also want to visit the Rhineland my family member used to go there for werk when Xhe worked for Infineon and before that Siemens AG.

Fortune
Life is wasted on the living.
        -- The Restaurant at the End of the Universe.

 No.53697

>>53695
Lol g-d this banter is BASED

Fortune
Honk if you are against noise pollution!

 No.53698

I apologize I conflated the entirety of the DRW with the Rhine

Fortune
Murder is always a mistake -- one should never do anything one cannot
talk about after dinner.
        -- Oscar Wilde, "The Picture of Dorian Gray"

 No.53699

>>53697
I know right.

 No.53700

>>53695
thought you liked fascism

 No.53701

>>53700
That shits gay bro

Fortune
I have a friend whose a billionaire. He invented Cliff's notes. When
I asked him how he got such a great idea he said, "Well first I...
I just... to make a long story short..."
        -- Steven Wright

 No.53702

>>53700
depends what persona i am at the moment

 No.53779

>>53686
no and yes
>>53687
hamburg and kiel.

 No.53810

>>53779
krautchan travel

(YOLO)



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