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 No.53544

whats your favorite us state

mine is mississippi and not gonna lie its because it sounds like a finnish place

i think it probably has like a lot of swamps and etc too

the flag is alright too with the flower and starts. maybe the words are stupid in general to have in flag, but i dont think americans understand design that well so its fine

 No.53545

>I love the poor Bible Belt Deep South

Oh hon!

Fortune
I want a WESSON OIL lease!!

 No.53546

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Philadelphia and Texas( ・∀・)👌👍
I don't know other state…( ・∀・)
Texas is Big, and Philadelphia has Crocodile and all other cool animal…( ・∀・)Very good place in amerikkka…( ・∀・)There is also Arizona, but it ain't as good as Texas and Philadelphia…( ・∀・)
Well, I don't like California…( ・∀・)…( ・∀・)Else I dunno…( ・∀・)

 No.53547

>>53545
its probably not that bad anymore

>>53546
texas is cool i think, its unique

i dont know about philadelphia or california that much. all i know about california is that they had all the gays in the 80s or when ever

mississippi has lot of crocodile too, although im bit of scared animal like that

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>>53547
Yep.( ・∀・)Texas( ・∀・)👌
Though…( ・∀・)Croc is very cool…( ・∀・)Albeit very scary…( ・∀・)…( ・∀・)But, well, it all great when it's away from you…( ・∀・)Though, I've heard that life at those kinda places, like Australia, is very good…( ・∀・)Perhaps, it aint so scarry…( ・∀・)…( ・∀・)
Well, California is Big Bum state, were nqqer come to live, but lives in tent around big company hq…( ・∀・)…( ・∀・)Worst state( ・∀・)👎
Then, Mississippi is Cool( ・∀・)👍 I love Crocodile…( ・∀・)Though, one Crocodile not enough, you need have Sand Dune and very, very Big Cactus( ・∀・)🌵 Like in Arizona…( ・∀・)

 No.53550

mississippi is third world

Rated: 3.5/5

 No.53551

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>>53549
i dont like sand… it reminds me of apocalypse and end of world

i like green biodiverse nature and leaf tree

australia? my mom was born in australia, but i never been there.. maybe new zealand is better but who know. sometimes the fact that they live far away from the real world seems cool to think about.

maybe california is bad then.. ive only been in new york after all.. not that good, every thing is so big and there is weird smell all around.

>>53550
then why does it has such a cool name

 No.53552

>>53551
it named @ river

anyway best state is alaska

Rated: 1.5/5

 No.53553

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>>53551
Why( ・∀・)❓ Apocalypse and End of World is very scary, indeed…( ・∀・)I don't wanna dat…( ・∀・)…( ・∀・)
BUT( ・∀・)❗ May be Sand isn't so bad…( ・∀・)For example, there is a lot of good Sand at Ganges River you see…( ・∀・)So, not Sand make look desrted: people…( ・∀・)…( ・∀・)
Nature( ・∀・)❓
Best.( ・∀・)👍 We love Big Tree and Mountain and Rivers and Grass…( ・∀・)All have Big Life, for big living…( ・∀・)…( ・∀・)🌲
Well, I don't know that much about New Zealand…( ・∀・)May be it's like small Australia…( ・∀・)…( ・∀・)So may be it's good, too…( ・∀・)
Big Tasmanian devll and Emu( ・∀・)❓ Only Speedy Gonzalez is going to get close…( ・∀・)…( ・∀・)Fast guy…( ・∀・)
Though, how did your mother find Finland, then( ・∀・)❓ That's going from very hot to very cold…( ・∀・)…( ・∀・)
I've never been in amerikka.( ・∀・)But if I ever would, I want see Arizona most…( ・∀・)Also…( ・∀・)
>>53552
Alaska is great( ・∀・)👍👌 May be it would be too great to see…( ・∀・)

 No.53554

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I was going to say Florida because it reminded me of vice city and old police TV shows but then realized it's full of Cubans

I'd say that California is my favorite specially because of the old west and stuff like that

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>>53552
alaska was good before russia sold it to united states, because it was ruled by finns back then

actually alaska is probably still good. it has cool mountains and winter and etc

>>53553
lord of the rings was filmed in new zealand so it look beautiful in the movie so it must be good.

speedy gonzalez? he only run for cheese… but one day he will make big mistake and the cat will caught him. mark my words

>Though, how did your mother find Finland, then( ・∀・)❓ That's going from very hot to very cold…( ・∀・)…( ・∀・)


she is finnish, she was just born there because her parents lived there @ the time but moved back @ finland. a lot of finns went there back in the day to work but then came back…

hmmm maybe arizona is not that bad to see.. big canyon and etc

>>53554
all i know about florida is that its like alt right beach where trump live

 No.53557

Louisiana

 No.53565


 No.53566

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>>53556
Hmmmm…( ・∀・)May be I should watch Lords of ring…( ・∀・)…( ・∀・)May be I watched it, but I don't remember it…( ・∀・)Only know they throw ring some where in end…( ・∀・)Big spoiler…( ・∀・)
Well, you never run without a goal…( ・∀・)If there would be no goal, my man Speedy wouldn't be so good at moving very fast…( ・∀・)
See, may be Mous love cheese more than Cat love hunt Mous…( ・∀・)
Finns are every where…( ・∀・)…( ・∀・)Though, I read stories that going to Australia back in day pay out big…( ・∀・)…( ・∀・)Eeeehhhh like property rise so much, it now cost very big…( ・∀・)
Yep.( ・∀・)Big Cayon and Big Dune, wat else you need( ・∀・)❓ May sound a bit boring, but boring is good( ・∀・)👌
And now it very late…( ・∀・)…( ・∀・)I wanted do some productive thing, but all I did today is some walking and eating what I could've cooked at home…( ・∀・)…( ・∀・)Only real Beans born in Society can get all the aspect of such feel…( ・∀・)
Good Night( ・∀・)🛏️
Going dream about Harry Potter doing Spell that make Friendship stronger…( ・∀・)…( ・∀・)May be that spell would be comparable to alchemy…( ・∀・)…( ・∀・)

 No.53570

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>>53566
u should absolutely watch it… it has very important themes. you see sometime a world can be scary place and you want to stay home, not take action and just be safe in your little village… but with small step of bravery and great friendship even a small guys can achieve big deeds in their own unique way

good nite… im going @ bed 2 in a moment…meet me @ gryffindor common room

 No.53576

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mississippi fucking sucks though :S
i probably live in the best part just because i'm right outside of memphis which…isn't a great city but it's at least better than anything mississippi has to offer
this is my exlainings as to why mississippi is shit
1. the climate fucking sucks. seriously you norf folx would not last 5 minutes in 45C heat index. and the winters are actually quite cold too so really there are only like 2 months out of the year with good weather (november and march usually)
2. is poor. i make almost double the median income for this state so yeah that should tell you something right there
3. no good cities. it has jackson which is just horrible, and the rest are not even worth mentioning except biloxi since it's on the gulf coast. it at least has decent beaches

>the flag is alright too with the flower and starts. maybe the words are stupid in general to have in flag, but i dont think americans understand design that well so its fine

it was one of the best looking state flags before the libtards made us change it

 No.53580

>>53565
It's weird.

 No.53587

>>53576
it looks decent now
that one’s a bit macabre
most state flags are terrible anyway

 No.53646

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>>53570
I watch first movie of trilogy, and here wat I think:( ・∀・)
Very pretty film…( ・∀・)…( ・∀・)New Zealand may be much more beautiful that I thought…( ・∀・)…( ・∀・)
Though, Saruman is big nibber…( ・∀・)…( ・∀・)Gandalf should've made him into sheep or some thing…( ・∀・)…( ・∀・)
So you see, Hobbit has no GDP. ( ・∀・)He said that a single Mithril vest cost like all Shire alone( ・∀・)…( ・∀・)Wat can we say about Shire( ・∀・)❓
You see, Hobbit just like blaze weed and drink ale all day( ・∀・)Very slacker…( ・∀・)…( ・∀・)So, it's some thing like Cambodia( ・∀・)Which is not a particularly wealthy state…( ・∀・)…( ・∀・)
Elf is some tender bitches who haven't seen life…( ・∀・)Man is like Warrior who follow Code of Honor and build big Statue to honor Ancestor, but also has more STR…( ・∀・)But Dwarf on other hand…( ・∀・)Has big mine, probably Dwarf's GDP is like half of all Middle Earth…( ・∀・)…( ・∀・)and Hobbit just blaze all day…( ・∀・)
The choice is clear.( ・∀・)Mithril is like ice on my wrist, gold on my wrist…( ・∀・)
Though, Elf seem to have very high HDI…( ・∀・)May be they aren't so bad…( ・∀・)…( ・∀・)

 No.53648

kc

 No.53650

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>>53648
I see, you like Kansas…( ・∀・)

 No.53663

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>>53570
Gryffindor common room( ・∀・)❓
Nah, let's meet some where in forest…( ・∀・)After all, nature is big treasure, bird chimp and bee buzz…( ・∀・)…( ・∀・)🛏️

 No.53667

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>>53646
hobbit dont care about GDP… they live under juche.. only care about self-reliance and self-sufficiency.. they loved simple life like drink and food and smoke, which is good. yeah may be mithril vest was worth the shire, but after all a big business man can buy a rural town in real life too, doesnt mean the town is bad..

elf.. well the elf loved arts, beauty and such.. but did their real life ever start? not really. they are doomed to live all eternity, with painful memories of history. constant yearning and sad songs doesnt sound like a fun life.

men? they arent too bad not gonna lie, but they kinda always needed other race to show them direction and they are too seriously about their kingdoms and map painting, perhaps even more so than elves.

dwarf.. what can one say about drarf. well they sure loved to mine and riches, but that caused them great pain and destruction. but there is something nice in their stubbornness. but i will leave your final judgement of best race til you watch (if you watch) the second and third movie too..

btw they are making anime about lord of the rings,, well its not based on war of the ring, but on the second age on events prior the events of the lotr.. dunno what that will be like, heh.. but it is said to be released on 2024.. so long wait. its called war of the rohirrim

maybe if u watch the second and third movie too you could share some of your thoughts on them too.. because im big tolkien nerd.. so always a pleasure to talk about it

 No.53673

>>53667
Ok but what about the hellspawn

Fortune
There is nothing wrong with abstinence, in moderation.

 No.53674

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>>53667
what about the oliphaunts
does god love them?

 No.53679

I posted my answer on kc
Go there and await my signal

 No.53730

>>53679
tcw people dont understand the kc tier meme anymore

 No.53731

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>>53730
Tcw when people dont even know tcw

 No.53733

>>53673
doesnt exist

>>53674
doesnt exist

 No.53735

>>53733
I stan Spawn

Fortune
Q:    How many members of the U.S.S. Enterprise does it take to change a
    light bulb?
A:    Seven. Scotty has to report to Captain Kirk that the light bulb in
    the Engineering Section is getting dim, at which point Kirk will send
    Bones to pronounce the bulb dead (although he'll immediately claim
    that he's a doctor, not an electrician). Scotty, after checking
    around, realizes that they have no more new light bulbs, and complains
    that he "canna" see in the dark. Kirk will make an emergency stop at
    the next uncharted planet, Alpha Regula IV, to procure a light bulb
    from the natives, who, are friendly, but seem to be hiding something.
    Kirk, Spock, Bones, Yeoman Rand and two red shirt security officers
    beam down to the planet, where the two security officers are promptly
    killed by the natives, and the rest of the landing party is captured.
    As something begins to develop between the Captain and Yeoman Rand,
    Scotty, back in orbit, is attacked by a Klingon destroyer and must
    warp out of orbit. Although badly outgunned, he cripples the Klingon
    and races back to the planet in order to rescue Kirk et. al. who have
    just saved the natives' from an awful fate and, as a reward, been
    given all light bulbs they can carry. The new bulb is then inserted
    and the Enterprise continues on its five year mission.

 No.53757

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>>53667
Ents are very power… They are very big, resilent keeper of forest: They are very beautiful, not only can talk also can talk in two tongue, and enjoy their time while talking: going appreciate big company of Friend Ent around you see…( ・∀・)
Gollum is shady little nqqer, Big Traitor, why cant we make that ungrateful little shit work in mine all day for what he has done( ・∀・)❓ Perhaps, he need be caught in web of big spiiider, Very scary spiiider…( ・∀・)
War in all Middle Earth( ・∀・)❓ That's some thing bullshit, enemy just spawn 1000000000000000000000 some army from dirt: How is this fair( ・∀・)❓❓❓❓ Where are they coming from, Allah gives them 10000000000000 homunculi for free❓ Not only that, they have weapons too…( ・∀・)
Saruman will get wat he fcking deserve… Fck Grima( ・∀・)👎
Though, film has too many world-stop moment: It's like they all autist, and like to do big think right when crossing road on red…( ・∀・)
Crazy guy of the Minas Tirith, A bench cuck that has a royal bench, Mayor of the Minas Tirith, who sent two son to die. Let's talk about dat guy: niiig___ wanted kill son TWO time: TWO, he sent dat son to die, but he returned alive alone. Crazy madman, why no one throw big rock on his chair yet all this time( ・∀・)❓
Cursed Legion that supports the good guys, Outlaws in the Mountain( ・∀・)❓ Count me the fck up right fcking now: Just kill all Pirate: they attack enemy, but enemy is already dead: Very nice mechanic, I would've been mad if I were mercenary…( ・∀・)
How very convenient: women are so powerful, one presence of them already kills all bad, like for real, wat the fck: she just killed dat immortal, unkillable dead soldier, It's impossible: but she also survived. Not her king though( ・∀・)
Let's be real: women aren't so strong, so they could manifest themselves right into your sleep and say some bullshit to you and you 10000000000 obey every word and all is good after: It's like there is no God but woman, but actually woman is only God of kitchen( ・∀・)
More than that, all the accent is on kings all other who hold big position: there is only hope, courage, and all only, ONLY, where there is sone bullshit king around. All the common men( ・∀・)❓ Camera shows how they run for their life when king is not around, but when king is there, they stand firm. Very nice, very very nice…( ・∀・)
And enemy, there is no enemy, that was just wind. Like damn they are like stormtrooper but some how 100000000000 time dumber, the only drama is that high rank man occasionally, by accident dies: all the lesser men just die and no one care at all…( ・∀・)
Women and children, yes, there is no more saint, let's arm farmers with spears and send them right in front of enemy. Their family will be able to live without them, yes…( ・∀・)
There is little about Dwarfes: there is a lot said about Men, but wat is said about Dwarf us that their Big Mine got ruined. Very unfair, their Mine was cool. More than that, king of Gondor is basically a half-elf, lol…( ・∀・)
And Hobbit, nothing happened in land of Hobbit. May be that was for better…( ・∀・)
Sam carried cooking utensil very long: That's dedication, Big Dedication of a Biggest Friend, can make all difference in the world. Now, that's Friend( ・∀・)🤝

 No.53758

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>>53667
Frodo, carrying all weight of the peace of the world on his shoulders( ・∀・)❓ Fine, let him do it: there is a Friend beside him. Also, there is gollum who is abused, tortured, maltreated, looked upon, disrespected, hated and all bad thing; Well, they have their reason to hate dat niii but let's be real: Frodo tried to look at him humane and treat humane but wat did Frodo received for his angelic act( ・∀・)❓ A bitten off finger…( ・∀・)
Special shoutout to big Eagle( ・∀・)🦅
To sum up:( ・∀・)
Ents are best( ・∀・)👍🌲 They have their little emo forest where they hold big feel. Then they destroy Isengard when they had enough, with nothing but rock and water. Very power Ent…( ・∀・)
Also The Dead Legion, of course, they are dead warrior. Alas, they are good, even though they are cursed, living on Evil Mountain…( ・∀・)
Also, Sam( ・∀・)👍 And the Fellowship, of course…( ・∀・)
Also, wat the fck is Isengard any way( ・∀・)❓

***

Damn LOTR goes too deep, it's like a bible…( ・∀・)
But it's pretty: the film…( ・∀・)Four hours( ・∀・)❓ Alright, fine( ・∀・)👍
Though Dwarf is very interesting dunno why…( ・∀・)
Well, it is not really much said about Hobbit: life just is there, at the Shire…( ・∀・)It just goes…( ・∀・)
Elf( ・∀・)❓ They have big wisdom, they do weapon for king that kills all bad…( ・∀・)
Men( ・∀・)❓ They live and wage war against the Enemy( ・∀・)convenience: there is al ways enemy…( ・∀・)
Anime Lord of ring( ・∀・)❓
Fine, make it hour per episode…( ・∀・)
So, best race( ・∀・)❓ Ent( ・∀・)🌲 Tree is Best( ・∀・)👍🌳🌲🌴🌵

 No.53770

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>>53757 1/2
>Gollum is shady little nqqer, Big Traitor, why cant we make that ungrateful little shit work in mine all day for what he has done( ・∀・)❓
nigra is like 500 year old and the ring has corrupted his mind since he first found it. to be honest he is pathetic, but it was good deed for frodo 2 save him… after all frodo couldnt destroy the ring by him self…. but gollum stepped it and the rest is history as they say

thats btw why the mount doom wasnt even guarded or had a door … sauron didnt believe any1 would be capable to destroy the ring, to throw it in fire.. you can imagine his shock when dat actually happened..

>That's some thing bullshit, enemy just spawn 1000000000000000000000 some army from dirt: How is this fair( ・∀・)❓

your right,, its not really fair, but was ghost army fair? not really imhotep..

>Saruman will get wat he fcking deserve… Fck Grima( ・∀・)👎

yep, big betrayal.. saruman used to be good side before the events of lotr.. but he loved the rings of power too much.. he unironically thought he could betray sauron in the end and use the ring himself.. you see, saruman, gandalf and sauron are all the same race called maiar, and thousands of years old, but its obvious that sauron is the most powerful of them all. And even sauron used to be good, but he loved order and control too much and he grow hatred of elves

>Crazy guy of the Minas Tirith, A bench cuck that has a royal bench, Mayor of the Minas Tirith, who sent two son to die[…]

denethor ii? i feel sorry for dat guy not gonna lie. sure he was unfair because he loved boromir more than his other son faramir, but he completely lost his mind when boromir died, he become bitter and mad. the other reason was that he had a palantir (the seeing stone, like saruman had)in the minas tirith and would use it 2 have epic rap battles with sauron, but sauron obviously ultimately win over his mind and drove him crazy and delusional. he is easily hateable, especially in movie, but he used to be wise, and had more knowledge than most of the wise in middle earth…because he read all books and scrolls and spend all time to study

>she just killed dat immortal, unkillable dead soldier, It's impossible: but she also survived. […]

she could kill him because merry stabbed witchking to feet with a cursed barrow blade.. a blade he got from barrow downs, from the graves of old kings of men and etc… this scene is only in book though, it happen before they enter bree village and prancing pony. anyway the blade was what made witch king unable to move and vulnerable, allowing eowyn to kill him.

>There is little about Dwarfes: there is a lot said about Men, but wat is said about Dwarf us that their Big Mine got ruined. Very unfair, their Mine was cool. More than that, king of Gondor is basically a half-elf, lol…( ・∀・)


hobbit, book/film trilogy is mostly about dwarves.. in lotr there isnt so much about them other than gimli, but dwarves helped in the wars. after the ring was destroyed, gimli with company of dwarves build a new colony in the caves behind the helms deep… moria was reclaimed by dwarves too, but much later on fourth age

 No.53771

2/2
>Frodo tried to look at him humane and treat humane but wat did Frodo received for his angelic act( ・∀・)❓ A bitten off finger…( ・∀・)
true but remember when in first movie frodo sees hollum for first time in moria.. and he say to gandalf i wish bilbo had killed that thing.. and gandalf basically say dont be too eager to deal death in judgements… even the wise cant see the end…

turn out gandalf was right…….

>Special shoutout to big Eagle( ・∀・)🦅

hehe… remind me. some body often ask y didnt they use eagle to destroy the ring, well there are two reason: eagle wont obey, they do as they want when they want, and two sauron would have seen them coming and shoot them down..

>Also, wat the fck is Isengard any way( ・∀・)❓

it was originally fortress of men, of gondor.. they gave it for saruman to guard it.. also the minas morgul, the fortress of witchking was originally fortress of men…

>Well, it is not really much said about Hobbit: life just is there, at the Shire…( ・∀・)It just goes…( ・∀・)


in the book after the ring is destroyed and frodo and the boys return to shrine it has been conquered by saruman.. and there is another battle, called battle of bywater, where saruman is finally destroyed.. too bad they didnt include it in movie.. although its understandable..

>So, best race( ・∀・)❓ Ent( ・∀・)🌲 Tree is Best( ・∀・)👍🌳🌲🌴🌵


i knew you would love them… but especially when reading a book i some time get frustrated on two towers on ent section because it just feel like forever and nothing is happening really… but its epic momento when they do the tree revenge and destroy isengard..

well all in all, im glad you watched it.. i hope you enjoyed it, dunno what its to watch for the first time, since i have big nostalgia cus i see it first time as a kid.. and i listened lord of the ring audio book as kid.. and since then ive read the trilogy and watchted the movie every two years or so. i lovez it a lot.

 No.53797

>>53551
You fucky fucked me in ny

Rated: 2/5

 No.53798

>>53797
take your antipsychotics

 No.53802

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>>53770
Yeah, about Mordor: when Sam enter that building to rescue Frodo in the Mordor, guards just lie dead( ・∀・)….( ・∀・) Why( ・∀・)❓ That sounded like the script's defeat…( ・∀・)
Ghost Army( ・∀・)❓ May be it isn't, but they only obey king of Gondor, they want find peace aftee live in small cave for 10000000000000 year…( ・∀・)
Well, why did Gandalf reincarnated( ・∀・)❓ Is there some thing like Jade Emperor in the sky which can do dat( ・∀・)❓ *clueless*( ・∀・)
Sauron( ・∀・)❓ He had an eye too big…( ・∀・)…( ・∀・)
Dat guy seem be not so bad…( ・∀・)But let's be real: you don't try to burn your son alive and yourself in fire…( ・∀・)…( ・∀・)That's very coward…( ・∀・)But in movie, I didn't see that he had seeing stone…( ・∀・)Also, they never try start conversation with Sauron…( ・∀・)…( ・∀・)… May be( ・∀・)❓ Well, on the last battle, around the Mordor, Sauron's messenger tried negotiate…( ・∀・)… or wat that was…( ・∀・)But Aragon just kill him…( ・∀・)Crazy guy…( ・∀・)But all time study is very Respect…( ・∀・)
That's going way too down…( ・∀・)…( ・∀・)
Are Dwarf and Hobbit trading partner, perhaps( ・∀・)❓ In film, it's said that Dwarf and Elf didn't really want do any buisiness…( ・∀・)…( ・∀・)
Yes…( ・∀・)Yes( ・∀・)But still…( ・∀・)
Bilbo( ・∀・)❓ He loved travel and write big book…( ・∀・)…( ・∀・)Also, ring( ・∀・)But Frodo lost it…( ・∀・)
Well, if they are wild, how then one Eagle rescue Gandalf on top of the Tower in Isengard( ・∀・)❓
Men liked to counquer all, that's for sure…( ・∀・)(Leaving to guard whole fortress to one Crazy guy with stick( ・∀・)❓ Fine, why not( ・∀・)👌)( ・∀・)
But Saruman died, Grima stab him in back…( ・∀・)
Well, you gotta be very slow so you can enjoy you see…( ・∀・)…( ・∀・)Trees are slow, but power…( ・∀・)They also help with Helms Deep, when they ride all enemy to forest…( ・∀・)Little did they know…( ・∀・)
Good movie( ・∀・)👍 I liked it( ・∀・)👌🤝 Though, it's so much…( ・∀・)Like the movies are so long, but they still have to not show some things…( ・∀・)
I see, that's a lot of dedication…( ・∀・)But I can see why…( ・∀・)So, you read all Tolkien book( ・∀・)❓ Though, one thing that bothered me for a second, is that there was no diplomacy…( ・∀・)They lit beacons, and it just worked…( ・∀・)

 No.53803

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 No.53857

>>53802
>>53803
i have too much to say about this, ill reply tomorrow…

 No.53859

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>>53857
It's fine( ・∀・)👍
Take your time, I'll wait any time you want…( ・∀・)👌
But also, I don't get it: is your summer vacation has started or ended already( ・∀・)❓ *clueless*( ・∀・)

 No.53948

>>53859
kill yourself you annoying faggot

Rated: 3.5/5

 No.53949

>>53948
da fuq your problem be ?

 No.53950

>>53949
Xhe is anus

Fortune
The Modelski Chain Rule:
(1)    Look intently at the problem for several minutes. Scratch your
    head at 20-30 second intervals. Try solving the problem on your
    Hewlett-Packard.
(2)    Failing this, look around at the class. Select a particularly
    bright-looking individual.
(3)    Procure a large chain.
(4)    Walk over to the selected student and threaten to beat him severely
    with the chain unless he gives you the answer to the problem.
    Generally, he will. It may also be a good idea to give him a sound
    thrashing anyway, just to show you mean business.

 No.53955

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>>53948
Don't be mad, why are you mad( ・∀・)❓
You are royal, your name is in red already( ・∀・)

 No.53958

chicago

(YOLO)

 No.54071

>>53802
>Yeah, about Mordor: when Sam enter that building to rescue Frodo in the Mordor, guards just lie dead

two different orc companies had a fight over frodos mithril shirt, and most of them died

>Well, why did Gandalf reincarnated( ・∀・)❓ Is there some thing like Jade Emperor in the sky which can do dat( ・∀・)❓

there is no explanation for it. people straight up lie on reddit , youtube and else where that he was resurrected by supreme god eru or by other gods (valar), but tolkien never mentioned or suggested such thing.

tbh i didnt like gandalf the white that much.. i much more preferred gray edition

>Sauron( ・∀・)❓ He had an eye too big…( ・∀・)…( ・∀・)

he actually never really had a giant eye, he had man-like form during the time. gollum saw him in mordor during the time he was tortured.

but in book, it is mentioned when frodo uses the ring, he sees a sauron eye and its described as burning cat-like eye. it was also symbol that his orcs would use in their banners, but it is never said that there were giant eye on top of the barad dur.

but i think it was good idea from peter jackson to add that giant eye. after all sauron was a great sorcerer, so maybe he would be able to do dat.

>But in movie, I didn't see that he had seeing stone…( ・∀・)Also, they never try start conversation with Sauron…( ・∀・)


it is mentioned in the book that he would use the stone.. and sauron would influence what he would see and that he would wrestle with the mind of the enemy.. Sauron actually doesnt say any word during the whole trilogy of lord the rings.. there is only second hand witness that he would speak and ask questions and he would corrupt the minds of the people who used the stone and could possibly even hurt them..

>Are Dwarf and Hobbit trading partner, perhaps( ・∀・)❓ In film, it's said that Dwarf and Elf didn't really want do any buisiness…( ・∀・)…( ・∀・)

i dont think so, hobbits are partners of men.. in some areas like bree, they live together. maybe they trade with dwarves too, im not sure. dwarves used to be friends of elves and they would collaborate, but there is some historical wars and greed from both sides which resulted in beef with each other.

>Yes…( ・∀・)Yes( ・∀・)But still…( ・∀・)Bilbo( ・∀・)❓

bilbo was friend of dwarves because he helped them during the story hobbit, but i dont go too much in detail, but its a mostly story about dwarves.

>Well, if they are wild, how then one Eagle rescue Gandalf on top of the Tower in Isengard( ・∀・)❓

eagles respected gandalf, they are friends of him. there is more about eagles in hobbit, but eagles werent controlled by gandalf in any way.

>But Saruman died, Grima stab him in back…( ・∀・)

yea, but in book he doesnt die in isengard.. he "dies" later in shrine. but its indeed grima who betrays him. sarumans body turns into dust and his spirit leave his body. So he doesnt really die.. his death is similar to death of gandalf and sauron, he loses physical body, so it may be possible for him to return.. after all gandalf and sauron both returned after death.

 No.54072

>Though, it's so much…( ・∀・)Like the movies are so long, but they still have to not show some things…( ・∀・)
its understandable that they left somethings out.. the book is pretty big.. and most scenes they left out dont really affect the overall story too much. of course, most of the why questions of the movies is actually answered by the book and tolkiens letters. but most non autist people dont really care about detail

>I see, that's a lot of dedication…( ・∀・)But I can see why…( ・∀・)So, you read all Tolkien book( ・∀・)❓ Though, one thing that bothered me for a second, is that there was no diplomacy…( ・∀・)They lit beacons, and it just worked…( ・∀・)


there isnt diplomacy because sauron seem threat to all free people of middle earth..

mordor did communicate with people thought.. like they wanted to buy horses from rohan.. and they asked dwarves to help finding the one ring.. there were also men in service of sauron.. you remember that sauron mouth guy? he was diplomat. i know in movie aragorn cuts off his head, which i think is a stupid scene, because aragorn is acting so out of his character.. the mouth of the sauron guy never dies in the book, its actually not explained what happened to him. what is known that he was just a man and sauron had taught him sorcery and he knew saurons plans, unlike the nazgul, he served sauron by his own will.

 No.54076

>>53859
yep my summer vacation has started (real life)

 No.54077

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>>54071
Yeah… They did fight… … Well, let's just say that wasn't very wise…
Wait, so you say there Gods so may be they can communicate with creature some how… ???
Why? Wat is the difference, they are both Gandalf… Well, both very power Wizard… Don't understand…
Well, Eye looks cool that's for sure… Though, if he had a human like body, why then he is so scared to show him self? *clueless*
A great Wizard that never speak? Perhaps, he has all reason to do such thing… Privacy is al ways good…
So you say that Hobbit is very close to Men? Then, have Hobbit ever been in War? Or they are very netural…
Dwarfs? There is some thing cool about them… Dwarf Fortress wouldn't be so popular…
Elf? Let them live long life…
Bilbo? He was cool traveller…
Hmmmm… So you say Eagle is wild and free creature, and also they Respect? I Love Eagle🦅
So you say that Saruman, Sauron and Gandalf can as well never die, and al ways use this spirit form trick? Or there is some thing to it…
Well, there is too much detail… It's like a whole story of a very old Chinese Dynasty told… The thing I liked the most in the move is how it looks… Like statues, forests, Elf domain, Hobbit all look cool… Very, very good job I would say… Though, story, story is War and ocassional suffering imposed on a one single Hobbit just because, well, happens, Frodo was destined to carry the ring…
Well, …
Right…
There were human mercenaries of Sauron… But those are Pirate and some one with Big Oliphants… Though, I think Pirate is not very evll… Though, Ghost Army was literally cursed so I don't know…
>>54076
Wat are you going do on your Summer vacation? Just relax?

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>>54077
>Wait, so you say there Gods so may be they can communicate with creature some how… ???
there are gods in tolkiens world, and there are supreme god called eru, but they play very little to no role in lord of the rings

sauron's original master was god melkor, and sauron himself wanted to be worshipped as god, and there was a cult for his worship.

>Well, Eye looks cool that's for sure… Though, if he had a human like body, why then he is so scared to show him self? *clueless*


here is a quote from tolkien about saurons appearance after he lost the ring: "Sauron should be thought of as very terrible. The form that he took was that of a man of more than human stature, but not gigantic."

why didnt he made an appearance? well aragorn actually asks sauron to show himself when he arrives @ the mordor gates. Sauron probably thought they were pathetic and not worthy of him, or he was afraid of aragorn, as he was heir of isildur, the guy who originally defeated sauron. Or maybe sauron just wanted to be as vague as possible, you know as they say the most powerful fear is fear of unknown.. and used fear as his main weapon.

>So you say that Hobbit is very close to Men? Then, have Hobbit ever been in War? Or they are very netural…

they had some wars against goblins and wolves in shire and few of them helped men in war against angmar, which was led by witchking, before events of lotr.

so yes hobbits are mostly close with men, not so much with other races.

>Hmmmm… So you say Eagle is wild and free creature, and also they Respect? I Love Eagle🦅

they are messengers of god manwë, one of the most powerful gods in tolkiens work. altought manwë did big mistake releasing his evil brother melkor from imprisonment, because he was naive, and couldnt grasp the concept of evil, thus allowing evil to spread across the world. melkor or morgoth was saurons former master, who was defeated and cast into void by manwë.

>So you say that Saruman, Sauron and Gandalf can as well never die, and al ways use this spirit form trick? Or there is some thing to it…

there is no certainty, but i believe their race maiar, is immortal and is only weakened when their body is destroyed and they are always capable to take a new form.

>Frodo was destined to carry the ring…

yep he was, and his life suffered a lot because of it. maybe he got to be in a epic adventure but he never recover after the war. he had sort of like PSTD, and he got great pains from the old wound he got from morgul-knife. he was unable to enjoy life and went to the elven lands. sam, after living a family life for a quite long time, eventually follows frodo to those lands.

>Wat are you going do on your Summer vacation? Just relax?

relax, play badminton and house renovation. thats about it.

 No.54143

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rhode island because lived there when was a baby and and brother was born there

very comfy nature like most of new england. lakes and pine forests etc

also new england favourite and comfiest us region

 No.54154

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>>54133
Eru… Tolkien did Big Think when work on universe…
So you say Wizard class has Master or it's optional? *clueless*
Though, that's very bad of Sauron gotta agree… Cults are bad, people want do s*icide pact outvof blue fo no reason…
Terrible… Boo… Don't like tereible… Don't like Sauron…
That's very Coward of Sauron to do… Brave group march on his land, and he don't even want say hi… Crazy guy…
Well, goblin is very bad… Though, Wolf just want eat… Don't touch Wolf…
Hobbit sound like nice eehhhhh they sound nice…
Naivity isn't bad… Though, there are many Gods now… Manwë did every thing right. We need make all evll go away…
That's very convenient, though living an eternal life… May be not so good… Though, at least they have Magic, can make kid in village smile…
Let's be real: Not fair… One time you Hobbit and one time peace and freedom of all free living in world lie on your shoulder… Then you suffer all life even if survive… Crazy world…
Though, I don't understand where exactly are they going…
Badminton? Sounds fun…
House renovation? Sounds very long and tiresome, not very fun not going lie…
Well, Summer is all about Fun, may be you al ready have Big Fun…



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