>>53667Ents are very power… They are very big, resilent keeper of forest: They are very beautiful, not only can talk also can talk in two tongue, and enjoy their time while talking: going appreciate big company of Friend Ent around you see…( ・∀・)
Gollum is shady little nqqer, Big Traitor, why cant we make that ungrateful little shit work in mine all day for what he has done( ・∀・)❓ Perhaps, he need be caught in web of big spiiider, Very scary spiiider…( ・∀・)
War in all Middle Earth( ・∀・)❓ That's some thing bullshit, enemy just spawn 1000000000000000000000 some army from dirt: How is this fair( ・∀・)❓❓❓❓ Where are they coming from, Allah gives them 10000000000000 homunculi for free❓ Not only that, they have weapons too…( ・∀・)
Saruman will get wat he fcking deserve… Fck Grima( ・∀・)👎
Though, film has too many world-stop moment: It's like they all autist, and like to do big think right when crossing road on red…( ・∀・)
Crazy guy of the Minas Tirith, A bench cuck that has a royal bench, Mayor of the Minas Tirith, who sent two son to die. Let's talk about dat guy: niiig___ wanted kill son TWO time: TWO, he sent dat son to die, but he returned alive alone. Crazy madman, why no one throw big rock on his chair yet all this time( ・∀・)❓
Cursed Legion that supports the good guys, Outlaws in the Mountain( ・∀・)❓ Count me the fck up right fcking now: Just kill all Pirate: they attack enemy, but enemy is already dead: Very nice mechanic, I would've been mad if I were mercenary…( ・∀・)
How very convenient: women are so powerful, one presence of them already kills all bad, like for real, wat the fck: she just killed dat immortal, unkillable dead soldier, It's impossible: but she also survived. Not her king though( ・∀・)
Let's be real: women aren't so strong, so they could manifest themselves right into your sleep and say some bullshit to you and you 10000000000 obey every word and all is good after: It's like there is no God but woman, but actually woman is only God of kitchen( ・∀・)
More than that, all the accent is on kings all other who hold big position: there is only hope, courage, and all only, ONLY, where there is sone bullshit king around. All the common men( ・∀・)❓ Camera shows how they run for their life when king is not around, but when king is there, they stand firm. Very nice, very very nice…( ・∀・)
And enemy, there is no enemy, that was just wind. Like damn they are like stormtrooper but some how 100000000000 time dumber, the only drama is that high rank man occasionally, by accident dies: all the lesser men just die and no one care at all…( ・∀・)
Women and children, yes, there is no more saint, let's arm farmers with spears and send them right in front of enemy. Their family will be able to live without them, yes…( ・∀・)
There is little about Dwarfes: there is a lot said about Men, but wat is said about Dwarf us that their Big Mine got ruined. Very unfair, their Mine was cool. More than that, king of Gondor is basically a half-elf, lol…( ・∀・)
And Hobbit, nothing happened in land of Hobbit. May be that was for better…( ・∀・)
Sam carried cooking utensil very long: That's dedication, Big Dedication of a Biggest Friend, can make all difference in the world. Now, that's Friend( ・∀・)🤝