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 No.246034

staffas fart political compass, here is a guide for the "fart stats" of staffas posters

 No.246035

kys

 No.246036

Swap me and Queen Adamy

Her farts deserve the highest rating

 No.246038

>>246035
this dipshit aspie kike yank completely ignores my sincere good faith threads where I try to discuss classical music with him because it would expose his ignorance on that topic, yet the moment I post some thread where I'm just chillin out with some gookslop he waltzes in and makes a smug smarmy krautchan-tier white woman coded firstpost about how above it all he is. He revels in smug irony, subversive irreverence, and obfuscation. But the cracks in his smug aloofness appear when he isn't included in the fart chart. Listen buddy. I DELIBERATELY didn't include you in the fart chart, because I am not interested in your farts. I included everyone else because the fart of a man is the soul of a man. But you are not a man, you are merely a husk, and husks are not guaranteed fart chart placements. Know your place

 No.246039

>>246038
Almost 2AM ya tweaker tits

 No.246043

Lmao

Yeah pretty accurate

Huchis farts must smell like chicken paprikash :DD

 No.246044

>>246036
>>246043
you are misinterpreting this data. the fart chart doesn't have some discrete placement which signifies the ubermensch. Fart stats are mostly subjective. Personally I'm interested in smelly farts (loud as well but smelliness is more important than loudness) but that's just my personal preference. Farting isn't a winning or losing game. It's just a farting game. That's it.

 No.246050

correct cuz i eat high protein diet it is very bad

 No.246052

>>246044
Lotus flower farts: quiet and fragrant

>>246050
Eat some leafy vegetables bruh
Just fry them with garlic and some sort of cream

 No.246053

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>>246052
they want you to eat vegetables meanwhile they eat children

 No.246055

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dry ass chicken with no taste
rice
6 am push up club esentials :DDD

 No.246057

Your data is flawed
I usually shit myself when I rip an ass demon 👿

Rated: 1/5

 No.246082

>>246055
Bruh this is fking crazy
You need to add some vegetables

I just had Cantonese style tomato pork cutlets with spaghetti sides + 200 grams of organic mozzarella; yet I still made sure to have a vegetable side and eat the meal with two types of tea

If your farts and poopoopeepee is noticeable it's super super bad

 No.246083

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>>246082

 No.246087

>>246082
What to fuck is spaghetti sides

Rated: 1/5

 No.246091

>>246087
cutlets is main, you choose sides of carb/veg with a drink

i bought the organic cheese elsewhere and mixed it in with the dish myself etc

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>>246091

Rated: 2.5/5

 No.246102

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>>246100
Man check out the new psylocke skin tho
Ultra super baddie hottie
Emma Frost vibe

Gonna play the game one day

 No.246107

>>246087
Italians will never get a break

 No.246109

>>246102
You can get some scrap together to play marvel rivals bro cmon 😭
Plus china is easy mode but ur tarded and poor so you will keep dreaming

 No.246112

pizza thrash best

 No.246177

because of fast passage my shit and farts are almost odourless indeed

(YOLO)

 No.246223

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Not sure about my position there but doesn't sound too off TBF ww

 No.246280

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>really smelly and a little quiet



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